super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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