On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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