Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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