lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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