this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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