She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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