glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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