Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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