I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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