Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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