I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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