Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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