im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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