he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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