Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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