Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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