I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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