You can't special order awesome
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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