oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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