I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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