Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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