so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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