okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
