Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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