when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I AM VODKA MAN
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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