The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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