im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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