I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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