whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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