there was a trapeze. enough said
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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