Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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