smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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