I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Im just a social blackout drinker.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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