We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Randomize
