Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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