First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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