Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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