i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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