do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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