I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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