This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
