It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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