Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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