When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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