You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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