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Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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