Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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