You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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