Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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