dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
