shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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