I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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