This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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